Confused Synonyms

Occasionally I mention words that people get wrong, such as comprise,
nauseous, niggardly (same post as nauseous), and enormity.

Guess I’m being lazy today. The comic says it all. Second panel.

https://enzocomics.tumblr.com/post/144958321185/old-comic-rescue-httpcuekco428

Get your words right!

PS—Wouldn’t you know, I ran into another comic that illustrates two (count ’em) mistaken words in common phrases:

http://www.gocomics.com/daddyshome/2018/12/21

PPS—And I ran into a correct use of “venom.” The article is about ten uncommon animals.

As for the platypus, which is also native to Australia, the male platypus has a toxin-releasing spur on its hind foot, making it one of the very few venomous mammals in the world.

https://listosaur.com/bizarre-stuff/10-bizarre-living-fossils/

Reduplication

Reduplication is repeating a syllable with a slight change to the vowel or to a consonant. Reduplication is how you make the present and past perfect tenses in Greek, so you probably know the word already if you studied Greek. 

We have it in English, too, but we don’t mention it (except maybe in linguistic circles). We use reduplication mainly in onomatopoetic words: tic tock, clip clop, and so on. 

Why do I mention this? I ran into an article that mentions reduplication that also mentions a topic I wrote about two or so years ago but didn’t know the source, so I’m giving credit now. 

(I wrote about ablaut a while back, too, but in a different context. In case you’re interested, it’s here. Ablaut is when you change a vowel following a pattern.)

Here’s a paragraph from the article:

You are utterly familiar with the rule of ablaut reduplication. You’ve been using it all your life. It’s just that you’ve never heard of it. But if somebody said the words zag-zig, or ‘cross-criss you would know, deep down in your loins, that they were breaking a sacred rule of language. You just wouldn’t know which one.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20160908-the-language-rules-we-know-but-dont-know-we-know

It’s an interesting article; I recommend you read the whole thing.

PS—sigh. Wouldn’t you know, today I ran into a comic that features ablaut reduplication.

http://www.gocomics.com/sheldon/2018/12/14

PPS—and here’s a serious use of the word:

The name comes from Hawaiian ʻoumuamua, meaning ‘scout’ (from ʻou, meaning ‘reach out for’, and mua, reduplicated for emphasis, meaning ‘first, in advance of’), and reflects the way this object is like a scout or messenger sent from the distant past to reach out to humanity. (That apostrophe at the beginning of the name is a glottal stop, not an orphaned single quote.)

JJB JJBrearton@aol.com [astrophysig] 

Use a Hyphen When You Need One

The rule about hyphenating compound words is that the hyphen tends to go away if the word is common enough. We used to write “to-day” instead of “today,” for example. A more recent change is “web site” to “website,” now unhyphenated even when used as a compound adjective. 

Here’s one that should definitely still get the hyphen:

On April 30, the Pu‘u ‘O‘o crater on Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, suddenly collapsed. It was the starting point for the volcano’s monthslong eruption, which went on to produce 320,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools’ worth of lava that transformed the landscape and ultimately destroyed 700 homes.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/12/science/kilauea-hawaii-volcano-eruption.html

That’s a months-long eruption. That “nthsl” is just too long, and besides, where does the “s” go? I’m not aware of anything called a “slong.” It’s a good thing that the sentence didn’t have “swimmingpoolsworth.”

Remember, the goal of expository writing is to be clear. Try not to have bumps in your readers’ road.

PS—Those apostrophes in P’u ‘O’o aren’t contractions. They represent glottal stops, which English uses, but doesn’t have a letter for.

LOL and Such—Linguistic Change

The quote below, from one Vykki, is a response below a comic where a guy wants to communicate with a deaf person, but he doesn’t know ASL very well. This post is actually about that comment.

I’ve also heard people say “LOL” out loud—either as “ell oh ell” or “lawl”—while not actually laughing. Basically, LOL has evolved to be something other than an abbreviation for “laughing out loud”, in much the same way that “ok” is no longer an abbreviation. (There’s a fun thought: 150 years from now, people might say, “Did you know that ‘eloel’ came from ‘laughing out loud’? That’s crazy!” Assuming they remember its origins at all—the origins of many words and phrases, including “ok”, are debated, and perhaps that one will be too.)

a comment on https://girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-chaser-980

I have heard someone say “LOL” myself, once, maybe twice. (Perhaps I don’t swing in the appropriate circles), but I think Vykki couldn’t have said it better. Language changes. We curmudgeons have to deal with it.

Another Mondegreen

You all know what mondegreens are, because I wrote about them before. Here, for example. Well, I ran into a new one, so here you are: 

https://www.gocomics.com/lola/2018/12/03

New to me, anyway. 

A Brand Name

I don’t refer to brand names much, but I can state a rule: Do it the way the owner of the brand wants. Take a look at this:

https://www.gocomics.com/gray-matters/2018/11/30

The Lego company says that “Lego” has no plural. If you want to refer to one of the pieces, call them “Lego blocks” or “Lego pieces.” But don’t call them “Legos.”

So—It’s a box of Lego, not a box of Legos.

Harrumpf.

This is Irony

And this expression is often criticized by people who don’t understand that it’s ironic.

Irony is when you say the exact opposite of what you mean. (Also when the exact opposite of an expectation happens.)

https://www.gocomics.com/duplex/2018/11/30

Probably a lot of folks who say “I could care less” are being imitative, not deliberately ironic, so perhaps the criticism for using the expression isn’t misplaced. 

I prefer not to be ironic, myself.

Maybe This isn’t a Mistake

But it’s a pattern I’ve seen over the years: The word “anymore” belongs in a negative statement. For example, we say,

Nobody does it this way anymore.

So when I see it in a positive construction, it raises a flag:

https://www.gocomics.com/floandfriends/2018/11/25

I think the gal on the left should have said, “Everyone is so angry nowadays, aren’t they?”

What do you think?

PS— “Any more,” two words, is a somewhat different construction that we use for tangible objects, not the passage of time. So we say, “Do we have any more dressing for that turkey?”

An Obsolete Rule

Since I’ve mentioned this problem before, I’m posting today mainly to show the comic.

English has a weakness in that it doesn’t have a singular personal pronoun that doesn’t show gender. All we have is he, she, and it, so people have been using the plural, they, for centuries (!) when they don’t want to (or can’t) show gender. That’s been long enough that it ought to be okay to use “they” for a non-gendered singular, but it’s just illogical enough that it doesn’t appeal to English teachers, so we have the  continuing issue.

Anyway, here’s the comic:

https://comicskingdom.com/mallard-fillmore/2018-11-24

I’m guessing that the monster is a pop culture reference that I don’t get…

A Word to the Wise

I’ve mentioned in the past that ambiguity is bad except in poetry. (For more on this topic, put “ambiguity” in the search box in the upper right corner.) When you explain something, you want to be clear. I ran into someone pointing this out in a recent Delaware Mensa newsletter, DelaMensa:

I read the newspaper everyday. —Is that past tense or current tense? Did you read that as “I red” or “I reed”? Both are valid. Context is usually helpful, but what if the paragraph started with that?

He suggested a solution, too. Context. I’m a little wordier; I say rewrite the sentence.

Write your sentences so they aren’t ambiguous!