The Most Broken Rule in English

—or so I’m told. In fact, I read somewhere that we have more words with -ei- than with -ie! I wouldn’t even have mentioned this poor rule except I ran into a cartoon about it:

So why the part about ‘except after c’? Certain Latin words begin with c followed by a vowel, and they ended up in English with an e immediately after the c. Hence conceive, perceive, receive, and so on.

Some other exceptions to this rule: eight, reign, neighbor, weigh, weight, freight, feign, neigh, vein, deign, veil, beige, sheik, sleigh, feint, and lots more. At least these are all pronounced -ay. Hmm…

Notice that a lot of the words have a -gh? Maybe we could make a rule about -ei- that refers to -gh. —Nah, that would create even more problems, right?

You can also get an -ei- when a syllable intervenes, such as deionize and absenteeism.

To save you having to look it up, here’s a link to a list with more than a thousand of them. Not all the words are common, but you might enjoy looking over the list. Once anyweigh. Oops.

Tricky Plurals

Today’s lesson is tricky. Maybe even boring! The problem is with the difference between “each,” “every,” and “all.” These words can appear when you refer to a group of things, including things in a list. This tempts you to use a plural verb, especially if you mention the group itself. But “each” refers to the items one at a time, and though “every” refers to them as individual parts of the whole group, they are both singulars, so they get singular verbs.

If you want a plural verb with a group, use “all” or “some.” (If it’s not a group, “all” can be singular: All of the cake is eaten!)

So:

Each of the computers is shut down. (Not Each of the computers are shut down.)
Every one of the computers is shut down. (Not …are shut down)
All of the computers are shut down.

Let’s try a trickier one:

Opening the file, reading the file, and deleting the file—each is a separate module.
Each of opening the file, reading the file, and deleting the file is a separate module.
Every one of opening the file, reading the file, and deleting the file is a separate module.
All of opening the file, reading the file, and deleting the file are separate modules.

Just remember, “each” and “every” are singulars, and “all” is a plural when you refer to a group.

A Surplus of Hyphens

lately I’ve been seeing a lot of three-word phrases unnecessarily hyphenated. Here’s an example:

Once it’s all said and done, you’ll have peace-of-mind knowing the contents on your computer are protected.

Sorry, those hyphens aren’t necessary. A couple more: inch-by-inch, time-of-day, up-to-date, over-and-over. These would all make fine compound adjectives, but don’t hyphenate them unless they are adjectives! For those hyphens to be correct, the writer of that sentence would need something like:

Once it’s all said and done, you’ll have a peace-of-mind situation knowing the contents on your computer are protected.

Those other examples might be inch-by-inch examination, time-of-day readout, up-to-date message, over-and-over excuses. An exercise: when you see one of these, supply your own noun the adjective phrase to modify. But when they’re by themselves, don’t hyphenate them.

Keep your Thoughts Together

English is a relatively uninflected language, so word order is important. In declarative sentences, for example, we put the subject first most of the time, and the verb after it. It can get tricky when we insert modifiers. The rule is to put modifiers as close to what they modify as possible. Here’s an example of breaking this rule:

After President George W. Bush announced a plan to return to the Moon and move on to Mars in 2004, NASA began to consider how best to carry out that vision. ​

We moved to Mars in 2004? What is this, science fiction? I suppose the likelihood that most readers would know that we’re not on Mars yet would make them think a bit to figure out what did happen that year. But as a writer you want the information to flow into your readers’ brains effortlessly. So put that date where it goes, at the beginning:

In 2004, after President George W. Bush announced a plan to return to the Moon and move on to Mars, NASA began to consider how best to carry out that vision.

Now the readers can tell exactly what the writer means without having to interrupt themselves to figure out what’s going on.

Compose and Comprise

I’ve been posting things that people get wrong a lot lately, and here’s another one, that someone (the folks at This Day in History) almost got right! They seem to know the way most people get this wrong, and they avoid that: NEVER use “is comprised of”! That’s a pretentiousism. (You may say “is composed of” when appropriate. See the last rule below.)

The winning teams from those regions comprise the Final Four, who meet in that year’s host city to decide the championship.

But they still got it backwards. Here are the rules:

Use comprise when you start with the whole thing and then mention its parts. It means “is made up of.”

Use compose when you start with the parts (winning teams) and then say what they make (The Final Four). You may use “is composed of” if you have a need to put the whole thing first and the parts second and you don’t want to use comprise. So, “The ‘Final Four’ is composed of the winning teams from each region” is correct.

 

Eager or Anxious

Here’s a pair of words that a lot of people get wrong. First, the comic (he gets it wrong).

Both anxious and eager refer to anticipating something in the future, but they are different in an important way:

Eager means looking forward to something with pleasure

Anxious means looking forward to something with fear.

I’m eager for you all to get this right, but I’m a little anxious that not everyone will.

 

Moving To New Jersey

Moving From Brooklyn To New Jersey Ain’t  No Joke!

kearny-new-jersey-road-mapSo I wanted get this out there before I forget. I have done a lot of standup routines in and around Brooklyn over the years and have made some amazing friends. A close friend of mine recently made a move from Williamsburg to Kearny New Jersey where she will continue doing standup on the weekends while attending nursing school during the week.

She hired a moving company to transport her furniture and belongings so we didn’t have to drive a U-Haul truck for 45 minutes through the Newark-New Jersey City Turnpike. Traveling from Brooklyn to New Jersey  is stressful in itself, doing it in a moving truck is a nightmare!

We left a day early and took an alternate route north to hang out in Manhattan for the day. The comedy was non stop on that drive, we laughed and joked our way through the city, honking and flipping off every one that deserved a bird!

We stopped at the Gotham Comedy Club for one last standup routine before heading on over to Kearny. We laughed our tails off all night, it was such a great show!

gotham comedy club ny

The next morning we woke up early and continued our venture east, we had to get there before Bluebell Relocation got there with her furniture. We still had to unlock the doors of her new place and get it ready for the move in. When we got there the guys had arrived early and already started unloading the moving truck. They helped us get everything situated and even helped me fix the drawer I broke on her work desk.

It was a fun move, one I will remember for years to come. It felt like a scene from Thelma & Louise! We were two comedy bandits out on the open roads, we felt free, we had a laugh, and we got her moved into her new place safely.

I’ll miss that girl in Brooklyn, but now I have an excuse to visit Kearny! Moving is a serious business, and that move was No Joke ;^}

Learn the Best Way To Sell Gas and Petroleum Leases to Make Additional Income

It appears that everybody knows someone who is experiencing financial issue or is experiencing a . Many are have taken the barter- trade course of Craigslist to supply the extras for others and their family decided to rent rooms or sell things of property.

A lot of people decide to sell gas and oil leases as a simple method to create additional income from land they invested in. As the weight of mineral production or oil extraction and investigation prices are set upon the business rather than the individual working interests are good for the property owner. People may determine to sell oil and gas leases in exchange for a percentage of the profits of the property which investigation businesses have agreed to put money into to gas and oil exploration companies.

If you’ve seen a single pump jack and ever driven down a highway, common in places like West Texas, then you definitely have seen a land owner who has let his property to an oil company. Because of the high level of geological diversity across America there is an excellent opportunity that wherever property is owned by you, oil and gas leases can be sold by you to interests that are working – efficiently producing sales with little to no initial investment.

With an increasing requirement for energy generation many land owners, particularly in the Southern United States, pick to sell gas and oil leases. The typical royalty is about 1/8th of the generation – meaning that about $125,000 per $1,000,000 per working interest is created for petroleum and gas royalty. This can be rather the substantial gain for little-to-no upfront investment. Usually the investigation/extraction business shoulders the logistical burden of processing the website, which might necessitate expertise and specialized equipment which is usually not possessed by the landowner that is typical.

It may be in your interest to talk to a mineral or petroleum and gas investigation service in your area if you possess property. Run and you may want to contact your own survey that is geological. A lot of people are not even conscious of the makeup of their property and for little-to-no price you could find yourself sitting upon a gold mine. 89 Energy is the top source to assess your petroleum and gas lease to optimize your strength withdrawal.

Do You Have Any Idea About The Facelift Procedure?

You will find a lot of people on earth who believe they understand what a facelift is. Most folks understand a facelift is a sort of a plastic surgery that is designed to eradicate wrinkles. By removing extra fat and tightening muscles the face this kind of plastic surgery works. This brings a youthful-looking look to someone. When folks get aged, they often have skins that are less springy particularly on the face. This can result in a sagging skin around the jaw line and the neck area. In such instances, a facelift will help tighten skin and ensure an improved look.

Most folks understand the fundamentals about a facelift but are you aware there are various kinds? Any of these kinds of facelift is the coronal forehead lift. It helps in removing the skin that is loose around jaw line and the neck region. A facelift may also call for an eyelid operation. This includes tightening your skin around the lower eyelids. So that you can ensure the eyes seem appealing it will include enhancing the top eyelids. This reveals because it helps to enhance the human face that eyelid surgery is a kind of facelift.

It’s essential to understand individuals who go for this sort of operation, to understand what facelift is. In the present world, a facelift is discussed which is affordable to many individuals. Facelift helps these individuals to have looks that are better than other people that haven’t had a facelift. Furthermore, facelift helps because it gives them a new look that is youthful the old folks to appreciate life. There are various processes which can be followed when doing a facelift. These processes help the surgeons to understand the process that’s suitable for each kind of facelift. A surgeon needs to contemplate the kind of facelift before choosing the facelift process needed for each customer. On the various facelift processes, comprehending what a facelift is will need knowledge in this connection.

A surgeon must examine various facets of a face and discuss with your client on the essential kind of facelift before doing a facelift. This will assist you to identify the suitable kind of facelift that may help to bring your client a fresh youthful look. Furthermore, it is going to also help to pick the best facelift process that may help to correct each individual region of the face. In this link, it’s important to comprehend what facelift is to be able to know how it will help bring the maturing individuals a fresh appearance that is youthful.

Discuss to see in case you are an excellent candidate for operation should you be trying to find more info about facelift procedure. Take a look at Dr. Sawan’s practice in Oklahoma City, OK if you are enthusiastic about facelift OKC procedure? Dr. Sawan has helped girls and many men with their aesthetic operations.

The Importance of Air Duct Cleaning

No one thinks of air duct cleaning as among the care to dos for her or his heat unit. You will discover many reasons you should consider having business duct work and your house cleaned. The number one motive, hands down, is that it live in the home or can promote good health among the ones that work available.

Service from Air Duct Cleaning Edmond looks like its one of those matters which could be put off or ignored. No one can observe the interior of the ducts, so why problem. There is something to that old adage, particularly in regards to the inner workings of your home or business HVAC unit. But, in this scenario, your heating system could be working just fine. The issue being that it’s blowing oxygen which is cool and hot through ducts that have bacteria, dust and mold growing inside of them. It appears fatalistic, but that scenario is more common than you understand. After years and years of shoving against hot and chilly atmospheres through, tons of things can begin to develop. Moisture begin to grow mold and can accumulate. Dust can develop in the seams of the ducts and corners. Debris may lead to fungus and bacteria. As you can imagine, keeping the duct work clean can helps those who have trouble breathing. People who have asthma, by way of example, can tell immediately when there’s bacteria, mold or additional dust. They have breaths which are shorter and have more problem processing the oxygen. If you’ve got family members or customers it should be a priority to completely clean ducts in your house and business.

Mold can reap havoc physically. Some symptoms from mold exposure that is persistent are inexplicable exhaustion, running noses and headaches. These symptoms are a red flag for mold exposure and frequently results in more severe matters like pneumonia, migraines and chronic bronchitis. It actually is time to investigate the problem in the event you might be experiencing these symptoms on a regular basis as added time is spent by you indoors. Generally, it can function as the most significant part of customer or your family ’s well being and the efficacy of the unit.